_you will never know why_

001. oh?
i don't know what to say here. sites are generally well-planned, well thought-out. i feel like an indifferent eve, eyeing the innocuous tangerine over the perilous apple.
haha apple from annoying orange.
i unironically grew up watching annoying orange let's plays. i was there at its conception.
i guess that's the "fun fact" i have to put up right there.

welcome to my website.
002. now what?
this is all so edgy. i think i wanted to taste the feeling of having a more modern, "anime-themed" website before i moved onto something more post-something to quench my shame. i seem to enjoy doing that a lot.
the umbrella of "post"-philosophies exist solely to confuse and befuddle. why engage in them?

i brood a lot. i think that's the most definitive characteristic i have, besides dabbling in the esoterica mysticifontus. gosh, i am corny.
and small. very small.

cursed to be robbed at every occasion. i blame saturn but i suppose it makes sense. now that i'm stranded there's nothing to do but trudge forward.
this too will be stolen from me in due time.
003. is that it?
for now, yes. i just needed to write filler words to replace the meowrem catsum.
see you soon.